Assman

About Assman

Hey, it's Assman. Most nights you'll find me around Downtown, pretending I'm not tired. I keep a polaroid of every outfit I like. I get around in a red sports car I'm still paying off.

I live with a pug who snores louder than me. Weakness: croquetas from my abuela's recipe. I dress people at a boutique on the main strip and I'm honest about what doesn't fit. Here I post shift stories nobody else would believe. Come say something nice.