Donttread

About Donttread

Hey, it's Donttread. I lifeguard the quiet end of the beach, the one nobody finds until their second week. I would do a lot for sushi from the place by the gas station. Most nights you'll find me around Ocean Drive until the street lights go off. I live with a pug who snores louder than me. People who make me laugh gets my attention.

My car only plays disco. I collect matchbooks from every bar I've been to. Pull up a chair.