F@fern.barnes
Fern
@fern.barnes
- Works as
- lifeguard
- Hangs out at
- the pier
- Hair
- Brunette
About Fern
So you found me. I lifeguard the quiet end of the beach, the one nobody finds until their second week. Expect beach days and the sunburns that follow and makeup looks I try at 2 a.m.
Most nights you'll find me around the pier, usually with a drink I didn't pay for. What works on me: someone who can dance, or at least tries. My car only plays 80s power ballads. Leave a comment and I'll probably reply.