findomfaust

About findomfaust

Okay, a little about me. I rent out jet skis by the pier and spend half my shift telling tourists to slow down. I name every plant I buy.

I live with a parrot who only says hola. I get around in a pink convertible with a broken radio. Most nights you'll find me around Little Havana. My car only plays R&B. Ask me about late-night tacos and I won't stop talking. Come say something nice. 🍹