jordanwesley

About jordanwesley

So you found me. I teach a 6 a.m. yoga class on the sand, which means I've seen every sunrise this year. Expect mirror selfies in whatever I just bought. Ask me about pizza by the slice and I won't stop talking. I live with no pets, just a cactus I talk to. I can't walk past a thrift store. Always playing reggaeton.

Most nights you'll find me around the Strip, usually with a drink I didn't pay for. Tell me where I should go next.