Santos

About Santos

Welcome to my corner of Vice City. I pour drinks at a rooftop bar where the ice machine breaks every Friday. I sing in the shower with the door open. Most nights you'll find me around the Strip until the street lights go off. My ride is a white jeep with no doors. I live with no pets, just a cactus I talk to. Here I post my bikini collection, which is getting out of hand and beach days and the sunburns that follow.

I would do a lot for key lime pie. See you in the comments. 💋