tentacleporn

About tentacleporn

I work at a car wash on the boulevard and yes, I've heard every joke about it. Most nights you'll find me around the boardwalk, pretending I'm not tired. I take the long way home on purpose. Ask me about coconut water straight from the shell and I won't stop talking. On here it's mostly gym selfies when I actually go and outfit checks before I go out. A good playlist recommendation gets my attention.

I get around in a beat-up pickup truck. Come say something nice.