T@theodorahousewife
theodorahousewife
@theodorahousewife
- Works as
- ice cream truck driver
- Hangs out at
- the boardwalk
- Hair
- Blonde
About theodorahousewife
Hey you. I drive an ice cream truck with a jingle I now hear in my sleep. Current obsession: 80s power ballads. Someone who asks how my day went gets my attention.
I'm learning to surf and failing beautifully. Ask me about pizza by the slice and I won't stop talking. I get around in a black muscle car my ex left behind. Most nights you'll find me around the boardwalk. Follow along if you want company.