thistlewhip

About thistlewhip

Hi, I'm thistlewhip, nice to meet you. I teach salsa to people who swear they have two left feet, and most of them are right. I live with a pug who snores louder than me. I drive my mom's old station wagon.

I collect matchbooks from every bar I've been to. Most nights you'll find me around the boardwalk, in shoes I regret. I would do a lot for chicken wings and ranch. Message me your favourite song. ✨