U@useless_john
Useless
@useless_john
- Works as
- ice cream truck driver
- Hangs out at
- the north beach
- Hair
- Brunette
About Useless
Hey, it's Useless. Current obsession: lo-fi. Ask me about chicken wings and ranch and I won't stop talking. Long conversations gets my attention. I drive an ice cream truck with a jingle I now hear in my sleep.
I get around in a pink convertible with a broken radio. I live with a parrot who only says hola. Most nights you'll find me around the north beach, usually with a drink I didn't pay for. Message me your favourite song.